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Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Inspirational Poverty Truth

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Change Opportunity Self Determination Wisdom

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Evolution Intelligent Design Motherhood

I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Birthdays Age

I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Openers Introductions

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Opportunity Door Build

Laughter is an instant vacation.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Laughter Vacation Instant

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Funny Name You

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Television Watching Him

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Group Committee Hours

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Man Think You

There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.

~ Milton Berle

Milton Berle Style View Point Of View
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