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“ How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? ”

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Sex without love is a meaning less experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

~ Woody Allen

I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

~ Woody Allen

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

~ Woody Allen

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

~ Woody Allen