“ Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. ”
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker
~ Zach Galifianakis
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being.
When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
