Adam Selzer Quotes

The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women's rights as part of its reforms. Ironically, the section on women's rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens' rights into it, it would never pass. The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.

~ Adam Selzer

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.

~ Adam Selzer

And the third is from him: Second date?I immediately text him back: Hell yeah!Then I collapse on my bed and enjoy that butterflies in the stomach feeling. I've felt the butterflies before from time to time, but this is the first time I haven't sort of wanted to attack them with a flyswatter.

~ Adam Selzer

When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

~ Adam Selzer