Andrew Smith Quotes

All good books are about everything, abbreviated.

~ Andrew Smith

I began to consider the fact that maybe history is actually the great destroyer of free will.

~ Andrew Smith

Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.

~ Andrew Smith

History chews up sexually uncertain boys, and spits us out as recycled, generic greeting cards for lonely old men.

~ Andrew Smith

It was so pleasant, chaotic, emotionless, nameless-everything vibrating so beautifully in the universe without words.

~ Andrew Smith

I love how, whenever you tell me a story, you go backwards and forwards and tell me everything else that could possibly be happening in every direction, like an explosion. Like a flower blooming.

~ Andrew Smith

Worry and regret are both useless weights that provide no drag. They never did anything to slow down the planet for one goddamned second.

~ Andrew Smith

We made this stupid rule and this stupid rule.Boys are not allowed to love each other.Then we painted a bison on the wall.

~ Andrew Smith

Readers of history may decide that joking while two guys are driving around through a town that has recently been slaughtered by six-foot-tall praying mantis beasts with shark-tooth-studded arms is in poor taste.It is.But that is exactly what real boys have always done when confronted with the brutal aftermath of warfare.

~ Andrew Smith

You must be crazy, after all, if a bird loves you.

~ Andrew Smith

History shows that an examination of the personal collection of titles in any man’s library will provide something of a glimpse into his soul.

~ Andrew Smith

Mind the gap, Jack

~ Andrew Smith

There is something inside all boys that drives us to go away again and again and again.

~ Andrew Smith