D.j. Machale Quotes

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

~ D.j. Machale

I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.

~ D.j. Machale

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

~ D.j. Machale

I rode my bike home and did the one thing that always helped when things weren't going well. I read. Books were my refuge. Getting lost in a solid adventure story was the best way I knew of to turn off reality.

~ D.j. Machale

I'm not sure why that story came back to me while I sat huddled in Sydney's car on the way to the lake. It happened so long ago. I guess maybe it was because it gave me the assurance that when things got bad, there were certain people you could always count on.

~ D.j. Machale

Good stuff doesn't just happen. You have to fight for it.

~ D.j. Machale

Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.''Can't.''Why not?''Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off

~ D.j. Machale

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

~ D.j. Machale

Looks like it's time to liven up this dead little town! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

~ D.j. Machale

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!

~ D.j. Machale

I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?

~ D.j. Machale

I stood on the street, staring up at the most normal-looking house in the world. My house. I'd lived there my entire life. It was home. It was safe.It was haunted.The only other explanation was that I was demented. I couldn't say which I was rooting for.

~ D.j. Machale

Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. Veelox.

~ D.j. Machale

There's always two ways of looking at things... that seeing what's positive about a situation is a lot more fun and gets you a lot further than looking for what might be wrong with it.

~ D.j. Machale

My feelings for you run very deep. - LoorNot deep enought, I guess. - Bobby (The Rivers of Zadaa)

~ D.j. Machale