Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.
~ Don Herold
The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it.
There's one thing about baldness - it's neat.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
