Ethan Day Quotes

I snatched up the cardboard cup, plastered my lips to the plastic sippy-lid and sucked down a scalding hot mouthful. It burned, but I didn’t give a damn. I held the cup to my chest as if it were my most special friend while feeling the instant affect the coffee had on my mood and I smiled. “Hello lover.

~ Ethan Day

Don’t do it gurl,” he said with a wink. “You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend’s husband’s dick now drop it.

~ Ethan Day

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.

~ Ethan Day

Jackie had now changed her tune, clinging to me as if she liked it. “I’m irresistible, brother, he’s swapping sides for me.”“I can’t fight it any longer,” I said, nonchalantly.Wade shook his head at us. “I’ll be sure to pass this news along to your husband, sis.”“He can have the kids,” Jackie said, causing everyone to chuckle.“We insist,” I tossed in.

~ Ethan Day

I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they want. They no longer feel like they need the fat bastard!

~ Ethan Day

Cassidy continued to rub his chest and groaned at Ollie pleadingly. “I dont like it. Make it stop.”“Its just love, sweetie. It wont kill you. I promi

~ Ethan Day