I said I was sorry, Dani... Kevin said, as they entered the apartment.I'm so not talking to you.I couldn't help it! She was so funny, and you were blushing, and... gawd, Dani, I couldn't help it!You just had to get us all soft pretzels, didn't you... just had to make sure we'd walk right by that lingerie store...Dani... it, uh, it hadn't even occurred to me-I hate you! When I go to therapy about this, I'm going to send you the bill!You're beautiful when your angry.Then I must be fucking gorgeous right now!You are.... Well, I'm still not talking to you.

~ Failte

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GUYS! Would you give it a rest? Kevin shouted at them, You're standing there feeding off each other! Dad – you're trying to prove to Ted why me and Dani are a Bad Thing – because you just can't bring yourself to admit that it isn't, even though you can SEE that it isn't! You know it! And Ted – you're pushing my dad's buttons on purpose because you're not so sure yourself how you really feel about us - her, me, any of it! So both of ya just SHUT THE HELL UP! He turned back towards Dani, Dani – you're beautiful and I love you – but this wasn't one of your best ideas. Now everyone just be quiet while I hit the stupid little white ball and make it go into the stupid little round hole! GAWD!All three of them stared at Kevin while he swung. The stupid little white ball flew straight and high, and landed on the green. Apparently a little focus – no matter what it was directed towards – was just what Kevin needed.

~ Failte

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