Greg Gutfeld Quotes

People who use their religion as a framework to kill people, simply , are not nice people. Yes, that's quite a stand I'm making, but the idea that people are systematically executed because they don't share your God is beyond barbaric. The fact that there are people in our own country who seem to tolerate that, while being intolerant of a Christian's biblical stance regarding gay marriage, makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas. in their conversation when they aren't talking about the Arctic winds, people who bring their own bedroom pillows onto flights, pharmacists who yell out your prescription in front of other customers, Time Warner Cable, Sting's chest hair) but I'll get into that later.... I may not do that...though, because I refuse to tolerate lists. They're lazy. And listy.

~ Greg Gutfeld

In the old days feminists would mock women who depended so much on a man. Today if the man is the government, not so much. A man who opens the door for you is a Neanderthal; a bureaucrat who pays for your pills? A hero.

~ Greg Gutfeld

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

~ Greg Gutfeld

The real American ideal of cool which is building businesses, protecting freedom at home and abroad, taking responsibility for your actions, and leaving other people alone to live as they damn well please.

~ Greg Gutfeld

The only candidate I'd allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we're talking about foraging for squirrels, he's notoriously apolitical.

~ Greg Gutfeld

People who use their religion as a framework to kill people, simply , are not nice people. Yes, that's quite a stand I'm making, but the idea that people are systematically executed because they don't share your God is beyond barbaric. The fact that there are people in our own country who seem to tolerate that, while being intolerant of a Christian's biblical stance regarding gay marriage, makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas.

~ Greg Gutfeld

What a contrast, Trump is feisty but flexible. Obama, cool but rigid. But he had no reason to bend. The media already bought into his shtick. His giddy fan base ate up every white-coated lie.

~ Greg Gutfeld

Before language, cavemen simply grunted, and then they used the club. Communication changed that. It's the mechanism that created civilization and prevents its own destruction.

~ Greg Gutfeld

My best writing is often early in the morning and, sometimes, while working out.

~ Greg Gutfeld

Travel like a pro, not like a hobo. That's my motto.

~ Greg Gutfeld

Terror, married to technology and accommodated by progress in travel, has turned evil individuals into traveling ballistic missiles.

~ Greg Gutfeld

Human evolution relies on cooperation, which is why identity politics feels so backward.

~ Greg Gutfeld

There's a difference between being politically incorrect and boorish. And we've seen that line crossed a dozen times by smart people who've mistaken politics for punditry.

~ Greg Gutfeld

2017 may have been that year when identity politics hit a brick wall - and slumped limply on the pavement.

~ Greg Gutfeld

True, the country is divided, but it's not Right and Left. It's Left and Not Left. It is because, for liberals, politics is personal and therefore extremely loud. For the rest of us, we prefer community over calamity.

~ Greg Gutfeld

As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.

~ Greg Gutfeld

There's always something heroic and romantic about taking a stand against the powers that be.

~ Greg Gutfeld

The modern progressive movement believes that dissenting language is objectionable, which then removes the brakes between anger and violence.

~ Greg Gutfeld