When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
~ Helen Rowland
a wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you`ve said; after marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart, at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.
Results for A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, and a sympathetic woman gets him.
You will never win if you never begin.
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin except to be there when he doesn't want her.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
