The lieutenant’s fooling around again with the telegraph girl at the station,” said the corporal, after he had gone. “He’s been running after her for a fortnight and he’s always frightfully furious when he comes from the telegraph office and he says about her: “She’s a whore. She won’t sleep with me!

~ Jaroslav Hašek

Jaroslav Hašek Humor Humorous

Jesus Christ was innocent too,' said Svejk, 'and all the same they crucified him. No one anywhere has ever worried about a man being innocent. Maul halten und weiter dienen ['Grin and bear it and get on with the job'] - as they used to tell us in the army. That's the best and finest thing of all.

~ Jaroslav Hašek

Jaroslav Hašek Hasek Inspirational Irony Svejk

Sometimes I notice I'm demented, especially at sunset.

~ Jaroslav Hašek

Jaroslav Hašek Humor Insanity