Jeaniene Frost Quotes

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

~ Jeaniene Frost

If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)

~ Jeaniene Frost

She's my kitten, and no one else's.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me,” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen!” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

~ Jeaniene Frost

Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.

~ Jeaniene Frost

And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember making me swear to repeat all those naughty actions agian, no matter what you said this morning? Now that he brought it up, I did recall saying that. Great Betrayed by my own immorality. God, Bones...some of that was depraved. I'll take that as a compliment. He closed the distance between us.I love you. Don't be ashamed of anything we did, even if your prudery is on life support.

~ Jeaniene Frost

We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!

~ Jeaniene Frost

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

~ Jeaniene Frost

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Then you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.” The fear of that made my reply snappy. “Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?” The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly. I stared at him, then burst out laughing, which was highly inappropriate considering the very grave warning he’d just conveyed.

~ Jeaniene Frost

He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

~ Jeaniene Frost

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

~ Jeaniene Frost

We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

~ Jeaniene Frost

Playing with fire Kitten?

~ Jeaniene Frost

See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.

~ Jeaniene Frost

You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!”I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet.He picked it up in astonishment. “You drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips!”“Did you say that? Did you?” He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. “Didn’t say anything. I’ve got those names, so that’s all that matters, but you men…you’re all alike. Alive, dead, undead—all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?”Bones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn’t remember how to. “What are you saying?”“Winston poltergeisted my panties, that’s what!” I announced with a loud hiccup.“Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook!” Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. “If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave!

~ Jeaniene Frost

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

~ Jeaniene Frost

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

~ Jeaniene Frost

...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Charlie whistled Amazing Grace as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like Shout at the Devil or Don't fear the Reaper? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

~ Jeaniene Frost

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner

~ Jeaniene Frost

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

~ Jeaniene Frost

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...Mencheres to Cat

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First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

~ Jeaniene Frost

I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

~ Jeaniene Frost

She seemed to be a nice person, too, instead of a homicidal bitch like his former wife. Otherwise, the world should fear. When Mencheres fell for a woman, he fell hard. If Kira asked for her own continent as a birthday present, Mencheres would probably have one conquered for her before she blew out her candles.

~ Jeaniene Frost

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

~ Jeaniene Frost

You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.

~ Jeaniene Frost

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen! he squeaked and ran.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Winston Gallagher! I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again. This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little-- Bones don't! I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.

~ Jeaniene Frost

You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.

~ Jeaniene Frost

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.- Cat re: Bones

~ Jeaniene Frost

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.”“Ian,” Bones drew out warningly.He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Kitty need's a tounge bath

~ Jeaniene Frost

Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.

~ Jeaniene Frost

It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other.

~ Jeaniene Frost