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After breakfast the host takes the young man into a corner, and explains to him that what he saw was the ghost of a lady who had been murdered in that very bed, or who had murdered somebody else there - it does not really matter which: you can be a ghost by murdering somebody else or by being murdered yourself, whichever you prefer. The murdered ghost is, perhaps, the more popular; but, on the other hand, you can frighten people better if you are the murdered one, because then you can show your wounds and do groans.(Introduction to TOLD AFTER SUPPER)

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Ghost Ghost Stories Ghost Story Ghosts

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest; and if you can do with a little, ask for a great deal. Because if you don't you won't get any.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Contentment Getting On Idleness

There is this advantage about German beer: it does not make a man drunk as the word drunk is understood in England. There is nothing objectionable about him; he is simply tired. He does not want to talk; he wants to be let alone, to go to sleep; it does not matter where— anywhere.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Alcohol Beer Germany

There are various methods by which you may achieve ignominy and shame. By murdering a large and respected family in cold blood and afterward depositing their bodies in the water companies' reservoir, you will gain much unpopularity in the neighborhood of your crime, and even robbing a church will get you cordially disliked, especially by the vicar. But if you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human creature can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby it.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Babies Humour Mothers

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Humor Lying Truth

It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me: the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Wit Work

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch one another and find sympathy. We differ widely enough in our nobler qualities. It is in our follies that we are at one.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Faults Idleness Vanity

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Happy Me Conscience

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Drink Spoil Own

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Find Touch Faults

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome I Am Looking Blessing

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.

~ Jerome K. Jerome

Jerome K. Jerome Life Joy Sadness
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