Margaret Cho Quotes

George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.

~ Margaret Cho

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT' -

~ Margaret Cho

Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.

~ Margaret Cho

I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose.

~ Margaret Cho

Whenever anyone has called me a bitch, I have taken it as a compliment. To me, a bitch is assertive, unapologetic, demanding, intimidating, intelligent, fiercely protective, in control — all very positive attributes. But it’s not supposed to be a compliment, because there’s that stupid double standard: When men are aggressive and dominant, they are admired, but when a woman possesses those same qualities, she is dismissed and called a bitch.These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch means you don’t appreciate all the other bitches who have come before you. Not being a bitch means since Eve ate that apple, we will forever have to pay for her bitchiness with complacence, obedience, acceptance, closed eyes, and open legs.

~ Margaret Cho

These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch means you don't appreciate all the other bitches who have come before you. Not being a bitch means since Eve ate that apple, we will forever have to pay for her bitchiness with complacence, obedience, acceptance, closed eyes, and opened legs.

~ Margaret Cho

I have so much hate that it has turned into love.

~ Margaret Cho

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

~ Margaret Cho

I've spent so much time feeling ugly and being treated as ugly as a result. But I changed my attitude and said, “I’m beautiful because I love everybody as much as I can. I’m beautiful because I have wonderful friends. And I’m beautiful because I say I am. I’ve earned it, and I’m gonna be it.

~ Margaret Cho

I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

~ Margaret Cho

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

~ Margaret Cho

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

~ Margaret Cho

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'

~ Margaret Cho

Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.

~ Margaret Cho

To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important.

~ Margaret Cho

I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity.

~ Margaret Cho

I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.

~ Margaret Cho

I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.

~ Margaret Cho

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

~ Margaret Cho