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Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: Marshawn Lynch Not really shy. Still extremely embarrassed he believed you can't be charged for beating up on large groups of people-as long as you are carrying a football.

~ Matthew D. Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages: New Year For a kid, the ultimate source of confusion. They say it's a new year, but after the break, you realize you are still in the same class, with the same lousy people.

~ Matthew D. Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages: Boxing Day In the UK, the day after Christmas is named after the first activity that takes place between husband and wife after the Christmas receipts are added up.

~ Matthew D. Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages: The Nativity The Son of God was born in a manger-not surprising, have you seen the prices of hotel rooms in Bethlehem? Oy Vay! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah Peace!

~ Matthew D. Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?

~ Matthew D. Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages Assault and Battery Weather forecast for the St. Louis Rams next Sunday in Seattle.

~ Matthew D. Heines

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