Mercy Celeste Quotes

Want to go upstairs and play ball?Now, you're talking. Naked basketball. Always my favorite.Loser gets fucked first.Jesus, Thursday, every time you set that rule you cheat.What do you mean, I cheat? I usually lose.That's exactly what I mean.

~ Mercy Celeste

I've never bonded with anyone before. I didn't know that day on the field that standing up to him the way I did could earn his respect. He might have been an asshole homophobe but he was my asshole homophobe and probably the first real friend I ever had. I love him. Don't tell him. He wouldn't want to hear it.

~ Mercy Celeste

My default button was set to self-destruct. It had been since birth.

~ Mercy Celeste

Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?

~ Mercy Celeste

It's why I went into teaching in the first place. I like the sound of my own voice. Well that, and I am addicted to the smell of chalk and white-board markers.

~ Mercy Celeste