Michael R. Underwood Quotes

Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.

~ Michael R. Underwood

Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go after teenagers. A friend of mine took the opportunity to rid his whole city of them after the forth Mormon Vamps book hit and the sparkle meme was at its strongest.So does that make Ms. Mormon Sparkle Vamp a hero?Of a sort. Before they started to sparkle, there were a lot of vamps who were tortured antiheroes, thanks to Rice and Whedon.Ree grimaced. Do you know if she was clued in?Eastwood shrugged. She's very secretive, no one in the Underground has been able to say for sure. It's all rumor. My guess is she lost someone to a vampire and decided the greatest revenge she could inflict was to turn them into a laughing stock.

~ Michael R. Underwood

The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser.

~ Michael R. Underwood

Rhiannon Anna Maria Reyes, (Strength 10, Dexterity 14, Stamina 12, Will 17, IQ 16 and Charisma 15 -- Geek 7 / Barista 3 / Screenwriter 2 / Gamer Girl 2) was Bryan’s secret weapon. Rhiannon (known to practically everyone as “Ree”) kept the café in fabulous baked goods, talked authoritatively about subjects from Aliens to Zork, and drew the attentions of countless lovelorn geeks.

~ Michael R. Underwood

Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.

~ Michael R. Underwood

Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.

~ Michael R. Underwood

But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.

~ Michael R. Underwood