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I LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Life Living

[Y]ou're young. Young takes care of everything.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Youth

Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them. BlancheSomethings you forgive, somethings you never forgive. Kate

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Good Idea Inspirational True

When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Los Angeles New York City

Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than that she doesn't impress me at all.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Openers Introductions

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Ending Know Entertainment

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Life Me People

If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Risks Floor Took

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Happy Care You

Everyone thinks they can write a play you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Life Moments Drawing

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

~ Neil Simon

Neil Simon Week Rest Two
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