Penn Jillette Quotes

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

~ Penn Jillette

My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.

~ Penn Jillette

We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

~ Penn Jillette

Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.

~ Penn Jillette

My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.

~ Penn Jillette

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

~ Penn Jillette

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

~ Penn Jillette

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

~ Penn Jillette

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.

~ Penn Jillette