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Mother Teresa didn't walk around complaining about her thighs -- she had shit to do.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Complaining Motherteresa Women Work

My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen ones. He was the one parent who didn't try to fix me. One night I sat on his lap in his chair by the woodstove, sobbing. He just held me quietly and then asked only, What does it feel like? It was the first time I was prompted to articulate it. I thought about it, then said, I feel homesick. That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Depression Family Feelings Homesick Words

Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Habit Normality Reality

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Depression Medicine

To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news: Scientific models show that in the not-too-distant future, all the races will become so completely interbred that humanity will have a monolithic caramelish color and common facial features. There won't be blonds or hairy Jews anymore.Words like Chink will cease to have meaning. They will be relics, along with those who use them for comedy. Which is exactly why I am past that meta-racist shit and onto poop and pee. Onward and downward!

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Jokes Negative People Racism

Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, “Hey, now there’s something I could rape and kill without any consequences,” then the concept of Hell might really keep you out of trouble.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Hell

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Aging Humor Offensive

I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Sleep Hands Looking

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Stereotypes People Facts

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Think Say Well

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Fun Long Think

I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

~ Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman Love Life Friends
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