Todd Barry Quotes

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

~ Todd Barry

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.

~ Todd Barry

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

~ Todd Barry

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

~ Todd Barry

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

~ Todd Barry