You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
~ Tommy Cooper
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
