An unhappy ending makes it literature rather than romantic fiction.

~ Victoria Clayton

Victoria Clayton Irony Literature

Cordelia glared at me. 'I expect if someone strapped you to table an swung an axe over your naked quivering flesh like The Pit and the Pendulum, you'd be correcting his grammar'.

~ Victoria Clayton

Victoria Clayton Grammar Humor Sarcasm

My mother had not acted for ten years. Not since a reviewer wrote that her portrayal of Lady Macbeth put him in mind of an exasperated society hostess burdened with unmannerly guests who had lost the new tennis balls, left the bathrooms in a mess, and finished the gin.

~ Victoria Clayton

Victoria Clayton Irony