I was a little excited but mostly blorft. Blorft is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
~ Tina Fey
Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.
~ Russell Brand
And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.
~ Douglas Adams
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
~ Lex Martin
Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.
~ R. Curtis Venture
Cordelia glared at me. 'I expect if someone strapped you to table an swung an axe over your naked quivering flesh like The Pit and the Pendulum, you'd be correcting his grammar'.
~ Victoria Clayton
#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.
~ E.a. Bucchianeri
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet.
~ Ruadhán J. Mcelroy
I decided quickly that committing crimes against grammar was a hard limit for me.
~ Sophie Morgan
