Victoria Dahl Quotes

I wouldn't yell 'fire' at that slimeball if his ass was in flames.

~ Victoria Dahl

Lori sat way back in her chair and gave him the once-over. What in the world's gotten into Ben Lawson? jokes? Flirting? Maybe I should sleep with Molly. I think she's got a magic hooha.

~ Victoria Dahl

I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.

~ Victoria Dahl

Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his best resistance, the image scrolled across his brain and took some of his love for the world with it.

~ Victoria Dahl

She was a goddamn unicorn of selfishness.

~ Victoria Dahl