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We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee water milk soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing I will make mine whisky.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Drink Drinking Drinkers

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Drink Drinking Drinkers

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Eat Drink Merry

I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Eat Drink Merry

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Eat Drink Merry

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Eat Drink Merry

No man is boss in his own home but he can make up for it by making a dog play dead.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Love Marriage

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Vices Foibles

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Life Death Lost

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Cold Whiskey Where

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields I Am Hate Free

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Water Live Nothing

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Travel Water Me

No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Crazy Doubt Question

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Bartender Up Nerves

I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Home Worry Drink

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Clever Down Cat

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Life Beautiful Sleep

I like children - fried.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Children Like Fried

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Vote Hell Never

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Man Rich Poor

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Wrong Sucker Keep

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Fool You Try
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