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If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

~ Richard Kadrey

Richard Kadrey Bartender Jesus

The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He's this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at the White Horse Tavern in New York and then died on the spot from alcohol poisoning. I've always wanted to hear the bartender's side of the story. What was it like watching this guy drink himself out of here? How did it feel handing him number twenty-one and watching his face crumple up before the fall of the stool? And did he already have number twenty-two poured, waiting for this big fat tip, and then have to drink it himself after whoever came took the body away?

~ Michael Thomas Ford

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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Bartender Up Nerves
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