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I am heartily glad that the trees and plants are still interested in copulatory activities, I only wishthey would be so good as to keep their sperm away from my face. Do not pretend that pollen isanything else, it transfers haploid male genetic material and sullies the bedclothes unmercifully.

~ Michelle Franklin

Michelle Franklin Allergies Humour Sex Spring

My doctor has given me as strong an antihistamine as she is allowed to prescribe, but even that does nothing for the itching and swelling. The moment a grain of pollen enters the keep, I begin to tomato, and after two minutes of being exposed to the Ejaculateum Arboratoeaea, I am lying on the ground with my tongue lolling out of the side of my mouth.I am heartily glad that the trees and plants are still interested in copulatory activities; I only wish they would be so good as to keep their sperm away from my face. Do not pretend that pollen is anything else; it transfers haploid male genetic material and sullies the bedclothes unmercifully.

~ Michelle Franklin

Michelle Franklin Allergies Depression Humor

every session I had no fewer than sixteen girls with “allergies” to dairy and wheat—cheese and bread basically—but also to garlic, eggplant, corn, and nuts. They had cleverly developed “allergies,” I believe, to the foods they had seen their own mothers fearing and loathing as diet fads passed through their homes. I could’ve strangled their mothers for saddling these girls with the idea that food is an enemy—some of them only eight years old and already weird about wanting a piece of bread—and I would’ve liked to bludgeon them, too, for forcing me to participate in their young daughters’ fucked-up relationship with food.

~ Gabrielle Hamilton

Gabrielle Hamilton Allergies Diet Dieting Fads Food Girls Relationship Women

After I was diagnosed with celiac disease, I said yes to food, with great enthusiasm. . . . I vowed to taste everything I could eat, rather than focusing on what I could not.

~ Shauna James Ahern

Shauna James Ahern Allergies Celiac Food Food Sensitivities Gluten Positivity
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