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But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices at a time, it didn't think that the master, who lived alone and seemed to have few friends, would have wanted a toaster of such institutional proportions. With toast, it's quality that matters, not quantity.

~ Thomas M. Disch

Thomas M. Disch Appliances Children Toaster Usefulness

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.

~ Thomas M. Disch

Thomas M. Disch Appliances Childrens Food Toaster

Douglas’s fridge was a stainless-steel masterpiece. I’m not that into appliances or anything, but this one was nice and probably cost more than my last apartment. I had the strange desire to hug it every time I came into the kitchen.

~ Lish Mcbride

Lish Mcbride Appliances Humor Lust

Gender and the complications it gives rise to simply aren't relevant to the lives appliances lead.

~ Thomas M. Disch

Thomas M. Disch Appliances Gender Life

But before any of the small appliances who may be listening to this tale should begin to think that they might do the same thing, let them be warned: ELECTRICITY IS VERY DANGEROUS. Never play with old batteries! Never put your plug in a strange socket! And if you are in any doubt about the voltage of the current where you are living, ask a major appliance.

~ Thomas M. Disch

Thomas M. Disch Appliances Childrens Cute Humor

So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast an imaginary muffin. That was always the best way to unwind when things got to be too much for it.

~ Thomas M. Disch

Thomas M. Disch Appliances Cute Life Toaster
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