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These robots are literally inhuman, and yet I react no differently to their stumblings and topplings than I would to the pratfalls of a fellow human. I don’t imagine I would laugh at the spectacle of a toaster falling out of an SUV, or a semiautomatic rifle pitching over sideways from an upright position, but there is something about these machines, their human form, with which it is possible to identify sufficiently to make their falling deeply, horribly funny.

~ Mark O'connell

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But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast four slices at a time, it didn't think that the master, who lived alone and seemed to have few friends, would have wanted a toaster of such institutional proportions. With toast, it's quality that matters, not quantity.

~ Thomas M. Disch

Thomas M. Disch Appliances Children Toaster Usefulness

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.

~ Thomas M. Disch

Thomas M. Disch Appliances Childrens Food Toaster

I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician.

~ Travis J. Dahnke

Travis J. Dahnke Electrician Electricity Hurt Kid Knife Lessons Life Life Lessons Toaster

The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin.

~ Thomas M. Disch

Thomas M. Disch Appliance Childrens Cute Toaster

So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast an imaginary muffin. That was always the best way to unwind when things got to be too much for it.

~ Thomas M. Disch

Thomas M. Disch Appliances Cute Life Toaster

A person is not the same as a toaster.

~ David Walton

David Walton Person Toaster

Never put a sock in a toaster.

~ Eddie Izzard

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