Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries. Cuz that'll mean that we're one step closer to humanity.

~ Prince Ea

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I am somewhat exhausted, I wonder how a battery feels when it pours electricity into a non-conductor?

~ Arthur Conan Doyle

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It's called the Infinity Effect.

~ Edward M. Wolfe

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They buried him in dirt that smelled like broken batteries, and crouched in a fiberglass shed while the acid rain poured down to dissolve his flesh and bleach his bones.

~ Dan Wells

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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

~ Steven Wright

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