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He'd always liked women who'd talk back to him just a little bit. Girls with balls were good. Women with an actual mind of their own who could prove him wrong in something were, of course, castrating bitches who should be drowned in bottomless wells.

~ Warren Ellis

Warren Ellis Black Humour Hypocrisy Sexism Women

Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.

~ Ian Martin

Ian Martin Black Humour Fiction Social Satire South Africa

Moral writing is boring.

~ Johan Van Wyk

Johan Van Wyk Black Humour Literature Realism South Africa

Ha!’ cackled the fiend, ‘I expect you’d like revenge on that husband of yours. Murder shouldn’t go unpunished, and no creature enjoys delivering chastisement as much as I. What about giving him a taste of his own medicine? If you’d be so kind as to lend me your body, I’ll set him dancing to my tune.’The wife’s spectre grimaced and nodded, at which the wicked Likho stripped off the nightgown, then the dead woman’s pliant skin, peeling back the flaccid folds. These it left in a slack heap. It gobbled her flesh and sucked the bones clean. These it hid behind the stove, before inserting itself inside the empty, wrinkled carcass, taking the former position of the corpse. Its fat tongue swiped the last juices from around its lips.When the husband returned home, all was as it had been; there was not a speck of blood to be seen, although the strangest smell of rotten eggs lingered

~ Emmanuelle De Maupassant

Emmanuelle De Maupassant Bawdy Black Humour Demons Folktales Gothic Horror Murder Revenge

You think that drinking with a serial killer takes you into the midnight currents of the culture? I say bullshit. There's been twelve TV documentaries, three movies and eight books about me. I'm more popular than any of these designed-by-pedophile pop moppets littering the music television and the gossip columns. I've killed more people than Paris Hilton has desemenated, I was famous before she was here and I'll be famous after she's gone. I am the mainstream. I am, in fact, the only true rock star of the modern age. Every newspaper in America never fails to report on my comeback tours, and I get excellent reviews.

~ Warren Ellis

Warren Ellis America Black Humour Irony Of Life Murder Serial Killers

... Melissa better not turn her back on her because nothing sums up crazy as much as a fat woman in love.

~ Paul Cleave

Paul Cleave Black Humour Thriller

I like to judge people and it was clear to me that Colin’s life has been about as exciting as a cluster headache. You can tell this just from his humour tumour which runs through every conversation you have with him. I got the impression that Colin had arrived at his early fifties resenting the fact that he’s spent his entire career worshiping at the altar of Dynasty PLC. But he is now so indoctrinated by the world of corporate banking that he’s forgotten how to express the real him. This is what a life working for large corporations does to people. The workplace is a place not to be you, it’s a place to be the corporate you. The you that doesn’t really exist. We all see this corporate you and pretend that it’s a normal part of life. But we know that something isn’t quite right. We know that the real you is slowly fading away like old wallpaper. The corporate you is a myth, just like Icarus. And yet we are powerless against it. All of us are powerless against the wrath of the corporate world.

~ Rupert Dreyfus

Rupert Dreyfus Black Humour Politics Satire Transgressive

I should have learned mindfulness, and it’s too late now because it’s no good learning it when you’re already in crisis: you have to start when things are good. But only the very, very oddest would think, Hey, my life is perfect. I know! I’ll sit and waste twenty minutes Observing My Thoughts without Judgement.

~ Marian Keyes

Marian Keyes Black Humour Crisis Distraction Humour Mindfulness Self Deprecation Thoughts Worry
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