I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

~ Douglas Coupland

Douglas Coupland Know Inside Cat

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

~ Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allan Poe Wish Mysterious Cat

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

~ Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash Trouble Kitten Cat

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

~ W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Clever Down Cat

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

~ P. J. O'rourke

P. J. O'rourke Never Cat Anything

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

~ Earl Derr Biggers

Earl Derr Biggers Brave Cat Nest

The cat is a dilettante in fur.

~ Théophile Gautier

Théophile Gautier Cat Fur Dilettante

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

~ Alfred North Whitehead

Alfred North Whitehead Dog You Cat

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

~ Theresa May

Theresa May I Am Know Cat

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

~ Juliette Lewis

Juliette Lewis Myself Kind Cat

Millions of animals are euthanized every year because shelters can't find homes for them. Buying animals from pet stores also tends to support puppy and cat mills, many of which have deplorable conditions for animals, which shouldn't be tolerated.

~ Laura Mennell

Laura Mennell Support Animals Cat

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

~ Brian P. Cleary

Brian P. Cleary World Sheep Cat

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

~ Mark Twain

Mark Twain Man Learn Cat

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.

~ Stephen Baker

Stephen Baker Perseverance Cat

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.

~ Théophile Gautier

Théophile Gautier Animal Place Cat

When I eat, I have to chop up everything on the plate and stir it all together. It devastates my mom. Everyone at the table is like, 'That looks like cat vomit.' And I stir my Coke with a spoon until it's flat.

~ Margot Robbie

Margot Robbie Together Cat Spoon

One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.

~ Pam Brown

Pam Brown Changes Small Cat