What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?

~ Jess C. Scott

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You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.

~ Jess C. Scott

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Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

~ Jessica Simpson

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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

~ Jessica Simpson

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