It ate a party till someone ends up naked.
~ Lois Greiman
Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.
There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste.
Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.
It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.