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Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Chicklit Funny Humourous Los Angeles Mystery Women

Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.

~ Lois Greiman

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Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Funny Humour Mystery Women

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit History Humor

In the beginning God made the seas, the mountains, the heavens, and buffalo knees. He made lilies, and dew drops, and snail shells, and roses, and dippers, and yappers, and snappers, and noses.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Children Enviornment Rhyming

He looked from His heavens and saw it was good, the toes and the crows all looked like they should. The bunny was quick, the finch bright as a daisy, the owl flew at night, and the tortoise was lazy.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Children Environmental Rhyming

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

If you don't like your teeth, keep your mouth shut.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

You don't know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

If at 1st you don't succeed, stretch out on your La-Z-Boy with a six-pack and a porn flick. Y' still won't succeed, but you sure as hell won't give a shift.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

False hope is better than no hope at all.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery

Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.

~ Lois Greiman

Lois Greiman Chick Lit Humor Mystery
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