“ I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot. ”
Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.
~ Lois Greiman
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.
Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
