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“ Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. ”

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Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

~ Lois Greiman

Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.

~ Lois Greiman

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

~ Lois Greiman

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

~ Lois Greiman