Chocolate Quotes

Screw chocolate. A good steak is where it’s at.

~ A.d. Posey

I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn.

~ I.b. Nosey

I need God’s grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.

~ Gloria Furman

Luke snapped awake to see the gray-haired woman looking at him while adjusting her glasses. She smiled like he was something to eat. There aren't many good shots of you when Natalie was on your lap. She's either leaning over you, or you're at her neck like Bela Lugosi. Though there's one really good part at the end ---

~ Ophelia London

As I lay in bed trying to figure out the tangle I had gotten myself into, I realised temptation struck human beings in different forms. In the form of chocolates for children, drugs for young adults, bribe money for people in influential positions, and sometimes in the form of lust –like the kind I had been struck with. Human beings succumbed to this temptation despite knowing too well that they would suffer the consequences days, weeks, months or even years later.

~ Jagdish Joghee

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

~ Sarah Rees Brennan

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

~ Jo Brand

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.

~ Judith Olney

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.

~ Amy Neftzger

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.

~ George Lang

Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.

~ Desiree Williams

Taste” is a noun and a verb: We all have it and we all do it. But we don’t all have a language or a system for understanding and expressing that experience… I knew chocolate was something I didn’t want to lose, but I didn’t have the words to communicate why it was so important to me, or the knowledge on how best to save it. Now I do.

~ Simran Sethi

Appleblossom can't believe the taste of the dark square. Is tehre a way to describe this morsel of goodness? It is so sweet adn smooth. It makes a green snail seem like an old pinecone seed, and every possum knows that a green snail is fantastic eating.

~ Holly Goldberg Sloan

Some people smoked crack in alleyways. Franny ate chocolate. On the scale of things, it seemed entirely reasonable.

~ Emma Straub

Are bacon and chocolate the foundation of a good meal? No, everybody knowsthat is a deep fryer and/or gravy. However, I have long held the notion that you can't name a food that I can't improve by adding either bacon or chocolate.

~ Aaron Blaylock

If I ever meet with the man who fulfills my ideal, I shall make it a condition of the marriage settlement, that I am to have chocolate under the pillow.

~ Wilkie Collins

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.

~ Esi Edugyan

If I do find out the Secret,I won't be able to tell it to you-you know that right?And that doesn't mean I don't trust you.It's just because I can't.Sometimes even best friends have to keep secrets from each other.-Cass

~ Pseudonymous Bosch

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.

~ Jane Seabrook

Now she and I sit together in her room and eat chocolate, and I tell her that in a very long time when we both to go heaven, we should try to get chairs next to each other, close to the dessert table.

~ Anne Lamott

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.

~ Meghan Ciana Doidge

...my pride in Joachim Mahlke was as sweet as chocolate creams.

~ Günter Grass

OK. Yoga position 99.

~ Nicholas Reardon

stealing chocolates

~ Nicholas Reardon

Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.

~ Robert Muchamore

Now she smiles as if I'm her favorite chocolate bar. And I love you, Jordan.

~ Marianne Curley

It’s hard not to smile when you’re going eyeball to eyeball with a frosted chocolate cupcake.

~ Shannon Wiersbitzky

Sometimes, I feel my breath coming in shorter, quicker, spastic bursts, feel my heart threaten to thunder through my ribs, feel sweat beading on my brow...and I know it’s time to bust out those “chocolate frogs” from Harry Potter.

~ Shannon Celebi

Personally, I like a chocolate-covered sky. Dark, dark chocolate. People say it suits me. I do, however, try to enjoy every color I see - the whole spectrum. A billion or so flavors, none of them quite the same, and a sky to slowly suck on. It takes the edge off the stress. It helps me relax.

~ Markus Zusak

Like chocolate, she craved sleep and it made her life brighter, but she could do without.

~ Thomm Quackenbush

May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are rough all you need is ... Chocolate.

~ Geraldine Solon

You are trying to lure us into revealing information you're not entitled to? With chocolate and wine? Are you amateurs?

~ Moira J. Moore

Synthetic chocolate sounds wrong.

~ Missy Lyons

Chocolate's better than sex any day.

~ Cherise Sinclair

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.

~ Amanda Mosher

His other hand finds my cheek, and he wipes away my tears with his thumb. The chocolate scent overwhelms me as he bends over and whispers in my ear, “No, Cassie. No, no, no.”I throw my arm around his neck and press his dry cheek against my wet one. I’m shaking like an epileptic, and for the first time I can feel the weight of the quilts on the top of my toes because the blinding dark sharpens your other senses.I’m a bubbling stew of random thoughts and feelings. I’m worried my hair might smell. I want some chocolate. This guy holding me—well, it’s more like I was holding him—has seen me in all my naked glory. What did he think about my body? What did I think about my body? Does God really care about promises? Do I really care about God? Are miracles something like the Red Sea parting or more like Evan Walker finding me locked in a block of ice in a wilderness of white?“Cassie, it’s going to be okay,” he whispers into my ear, chocolate breath.

~ Rick Yancey

Tears welled in his eyes. It was like watching chocolate melt.

~ Rick Yancey

If she was going to die she wanted to go out with chocolate in one hand and a shopping bag in the other.

~ Caroline Hanson

Hey, Mrs. Jakes, how come people can’t afford new shoes or food, but they can still buy candy?” She smiled and waved him off. “Oh, people will always find a way to buy chocolate, Elliot. Chocolate is forever.

~ Jack C. Monroe