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I should never do anything pre-coffee. 'It was only a teeny fire,' I told my uncle over the phone.

~ Cindy Brown

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Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.

~ Ankita Singhal

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Coffee first. Save the world later.

~ Caroline George

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I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!

~ Tanya Masse

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I’d like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!

~ Tanya Masse

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…Get me a cappuccino,with toasties,flavored in Jalapeno.”“Anything special for the cappuccino?”He asked, the waiter chivalrous.“Follow the ideal doing,grind the beans just before brewing.Use spring water,for softened water,makes a horror.A parley perfect,between the coffee,and the milk,with some, brown sugar thick.” (Poem: An apology of a coffee lunatic, Book: Ginger and Honey)

~ Jasleen Kaur Gumber

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