Cow Quotes

Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds.

~ George Gordon Byron

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.

~ Munia Khan

As writers we live life twice, like a cow that eats its food once and then regurgitates it to chew and digest it again. We have a second chance at biting into our experience and examining it. ...This is our life and it's not going to last forever. There isn't time to talk about someday writing that short story or poem or novel. Slow down now, touch what is around you, and out of care and compassion for each moment and detail, put pen to paper and begin to write.

~ Natalie Goldberg

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

~ Oliver Gaspirtz

But you know, even worrying about haircuts couldn't depress me. Because every time I started sinking low, I'd just remember about football. All this time I'd thought I wanted to be a trainer, when it turned out I wanted to be a player instead. I saw something I wanted to do and I decided to do it. The feeling of freedom this gave me—I can't even describe it. It was my decision. I chose it. I am not a cow.

~ Catherine Gilbert Murdock

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

~ Dean Koontz

If you are not interested in your own country’s problems, than what difference remains between you and a cow eating grass in a quiet corner unaware of anything around itself!

~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

~ Bobby Heenan

Real nutrition comes from soybeans, almonds, rice, and other healthy vegetable sources, not from a cow's udder.

~ Ingrid Newkirk

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

~ Grant Wood