One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.

~ Munia Khan

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You know, it's never wise to tempt the devilHis gaze lowered to her hand, still locked in his grip, her finger glistening with pear juice.His rich voice lowered to raw huskiness had I not this mask, I should be of a mind to suck that juice right off your fingers

~ Kristen Callihan

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Juice is a poor man’s dessert.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

~ Ogden Nash

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I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.

~ Robert Duvall

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I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein. But that's pretty much it. I just drink lots of water, too. I'll have a protein shake as well every morning.

~ Travis Barker

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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

~ Lewis Black

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