Gross Quotes

That's brain tissue. How can you-? Claire shut her mouth, fast. Never mind. I don't think I wanna know.Truly, I think that's best. Please take it. He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. I'm giving you a piece of my mind.I so wish you hadn't said that.

~ Rachel Caine

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Angular Anorexia Anorexic Aphorism Aphorisms Aphorist Aphorists As Thin As A Rake Beefy Beer Bellied Big Boned Blubbery Bony Chubbiness Chubby Chunky Corpulence Corpulent Diet Eat Emaciated Energies Energy Fat Fatness Fatty Flabbiness Flabby Fleshy Food Funny Gangling Gangly Gaunt Gawky Gaze Gazing Glutton Gluttony Greed Greedy Gross Grossness Heavyset Hilarious Hollow Cheeked Humor Humorous Humour Impression Joke Jokes Junk Junk Food Lanky Large Lean Looking Like A Bag Of Bones Meaty Obese Obesity Of Ample Proportions Overweight Paunchy Pinched Plump Plumpness Plus Sized Porky Portliness Portly Potbellied Pudgy Quotations Quotes Rangy Rawboned Repress Repression Roly Poly Rotundity Satire Scraggy Scrawny Skeletal Skin And Bones Skinny Slender Slim Spindly Stare Staring Sticklike Stout Stoutness Suppress Suppression Takeaway Takeaways Takeout Takeouts Thin Tubby Underfed Undernourished Urge Urges Waiflike Well Upholstered

My sincere thanks to friends and family, especially my mother, father, brother, and Mandy, who continue to love and support me despite my obsessions.

~ Jonathan Ball

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.

~ Stephen King

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

~ Andrew Smith

Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.

~ Jennifer Ziegler

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.'Huh?' said Lester.

~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.

~ Adam Rex

I wish I could run away,” Rudger told Jersey as they both rushed in and out of various patients’ rooms, darting around like little ants. “I can’t leave and be on my own though, not right now, anyway.”“Why?” asked Jersey, waving her flashlight in mid-air.Rudger froze for a second, a regretful haze emanating from his eyes. “It’d break her heart if I left.”“Ain’t that normal? For parents to have mixed feelings about their kids growin’ up?”“Not for me, it isn’t.”Jersey made a pitying face in his direction. “So, you wanna keep bein’ towed around with your mom, livin’ in a gross town like Danvers?”“Is there a choice?”“Yeah, there sure is. You can run away and try to be a whole person before it’s too late, or you can live with mommy dearest forever and turn into Norman Bates.

~ Rebecca Mcnutt

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Cruel people are not only people who kill innocent people with guns. Individuals who steal from government coffers to enrich themselves at the expense of the poor are grossly cruel.

~ Israelmore Ayivor

The extent of God’s grace always eclipses the extent of my grotesqueness. Therefore, I can never be bad enough for God to tell me that He’s had enough.

~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.

~ A.s. King

This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.

~ Jack Bunbury

I remember the stink of corruption. It had a kind of sweetness to it, a sweetness that'd make you want to hurl.

~ Mark Lawrence

An acre of poppies and a forest of spruce boggle no one’s mind. Even ten square miles of wheat gladdens the hearts of most . . . No, in the plant world, and especially among the flowering plants, fecundity is not an assault on human values. Plants are not our competitors; they are our prey and our nesting materials. We are no more distressed at their proliferation than an owl is at a population explosion among field mice . . . but in the animal world things are different, and human feelings are different . . . Fecundity is anathema only in the animal. Acres and acres of rats has a suitably chilling ring to it that is decidedly lacking if I say, instead, acres and acres of tulips.

~ Annie Dillard

Big food companies make hot dogs with mechanically separated meat (msm) that, as described matter-of-factly by the [USDA], is a paste-like and batter-like meat product produced by forcing bones with attached edible meat under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue.. I read that and wanted to unread it.

~ Jennifer Reese

umm... abit gross it kinda about boyfriend and girlfriend kinda going throw then they break up then they love each other then they make up again and the girl father said u have to come home until 9pm but the girls want more time to be with her boyfriend :)

~ Jacqueline Wilson

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

~ Josh Stern

A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.

~ Lynda Barry

… MOM!” Martha finally screamed. “Mom, you’ve got to see these!”“Is it about Hermione?” She exclaimed, rushing into the middle of the room. Her mouth dropped open in horror when she noticed Hermione’s walls.“I can’t find any… polite… photos of her, mom.”“Why are there ones of her eating out of dumpsters and giving seniors the finger?”“No idea,” Martha replied.“Oh god… I’ll get one out of my wallet,” Her mom decided, hurrying out of the room frantically. ...It’s funny how when one thing happens, it can make you forget about something else.

~ Rebecca Mcnutt

She shuddered. “What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.

~ Tammara Webber

Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.

~ Jenny Lawson

If you think that's gross... check out what I found on FACT Verse called 11 Disgusting Foods That People Actually Eat... WOw!

~ Deyth Banger

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