Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.'Huh?' said Lester.

~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me—I spotted something between her legs that made me think of you.

~ Tom Stoppard

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For your information, Lester, there are at least five wonderful parts of the female body that can be viewed by the owner only with a hand mirror.

~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

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For your information, Lester, there are at least five wonderful parts of the female body that can be viewed by the owner only with a hand mirror.'And as they stared after me, I went regally back down the hallway and up the stairs to Dad's room.

~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

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Again Sam’s genitals became rock, and this astonished him as much as anything. Through Franz, he was becoming the stone Earth; the final border separating him from the planet was disappearing. And this transformation to rock was fuelled by desire, the most ephemeral thing on Earth.

~ Barry Webster

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