Alice Quotes

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

~ Lewis Carroll

Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Nothing's impossible!

~ Lewis Carroll

Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--turn your toes out when you walk---And remember who you are!

~ Lewis Carroll

Forever is a really long time, you know? What do you do with forever?The same thing you do when you don't have forever. He smiled wanly. Live.

~ Amanda Hocking

I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning.

~ Amanda Hocking

A vampire is branding girls, okay? I ignored his refusal. Something about that just feels wrong to me.I would hope so.

~ Amanda Hocking

Are you just gonna stare at Jack or are we gonna go? Milo asked, poking his head into the bedroom.

~ Amanda Hocking

Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impos

~ Lewis Carroll

Don't look now, but that's my ex over there.Surely I'm not the only one who takes don't look now as there's no better time than now. I looked.Bad, Ali! Another slap to my arm. Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?

~ Gena Showalter

When I said it aloud, it sounded terribly creepy, which is why I had said it aloud.

~ Amanda Hocking

The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally.'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge.'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I was a lesbian.''Come again?' said Lester. 'I'm having a hard time following this conversation.

~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.'Huh?' said Lester.

~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Everyone knows: people who cross boarders do so for a reason.

~ M.d. Elster

When one finds oneself in the kind of strange, unsettling circumstances as I presently find myself, it is only natural, after all, to have a few, unusual, vivid dreams.

~ M.d. Elster

She was the most beautiful, terrible thing he'd ever seen, like an acetylene flame, an incandescent filament, a fallen star right in front of him.

~ Lev Grossman

She didn't think she could be a Christian if perfection was required.

~ Kellyn Roth

The hours wear on, while the surreal atmosphere of the asylum does not wear off.

~ M.d. Elster

Have I... I venture, terrified of the potential answer. Have I gone mad? No, no, no. She says. Okay, oui, peut-être, that depends. Maybe you have gone a little mad, and only for a little spell.

~ M.d. Elster

If you go chasing your freedom your fate will only follow you there and force you back.

~ Christina Henry

The human mind prefers something which it can recognize to something for which it has no name, and, whereas thousands of persons carry field glasses to bring horses, ships, or steeples close to them, only a few carry even the simplest pocket microscope. Yet a small microscope will reveal wonders a thousand times more thrilling than anything which Alice saw behind the looking-glass.

~ David Fairchild

Then it doesn't matter which way you walk...-so long as I get somewhere.

~ Lewis Carroll

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

We are all bodies of water, guarding the mystery of our depths, but some of us have more to guard than others.

~ Deborah Smith

If you jotted down all of my ill-thought out comments, you could write a book entitled, Guide to Getting Punched in the Throat for Boneheads-Mad Hatter in Death of the Mad Hatter (Coming Soon!)

~ Sarah J. Pepper

Sipping teawith gleebeneath a gooseberry tree.I wish Alice were here.Oh, my dear,do not fear,she will be.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

We're all vulnerable. Mix the wrong feelings together, the right kind of bad with the wrong kind of good, and you'll wind up with a total breakdown.

~ Caterpillar From Alice

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

~ Lewis Carroll

But you...I felt that you would not be used. Would not allow yourself to be used. You deserve the opportunity to make your own choices, to walk your own path. Indeed, I believe you will do so, regardless of what Ending, Geryon, or anyone else intends. You must do what you believe to be right.

~ Django Wexler

Life is like Alice's White Rabbit. He runs away and does not grab anything, but this is not important: what matters is to keep on pursuing him.

~ Gabriele Corno

If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.

~ Lewis Carroll

Hold your tongue!’ said the Queen, turning purple. ‘I won’t!’ said Alice. ‘Off with her head!’ the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved. ‘Who cares for you?’ said Alice (she had grown to her full size by this time). ‘You’re nothing but a pack of cards!’ At this the whole pack rose up into the air, and came flying down upon her; she gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and tired to beat them off, and found herself lying on the bank, with her head in the lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down from the trees upon her face. ‘Wake up, Alice dear!’ said her sister. ‘Why, what a long sleep you’ve had!’ So Alice got up and ran off, thinking while she ran, as well she might, what a wonderful dream it had been. Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventure in Wonderland, 1865

~ Lewis Carroll

But the nightmare was a strange comfort to me; in it, I found a sense of escape, and were it possible to go live in that nightmare, I would have, bizzare though that may sound.

~ M.d. Elster

I’m a threat to anything that hurts Wonderland, including indifference.

~ Cassandra Kemper

the hinder portion scalding-house good eating Curve B in addition to the usual baths and ablutions military police sumptuousness of the washhouse risking misstatements kept distances iris to iris queen of holes damp, hairy legs note of anger chanting and shouting konk sense of mold on the muff sense of talk on the surface konk2 all sorts of chemical girl who delivered the letter give it a bone plummy bare legs saturated in every belief and ignorance rational living private client bad bosom uncertain workmen mutton-tugger obedience to the rules of the logical system Lord Muck hot tears harmonica rascalthat's chaos can you produce chaos? Alice asked certainly I can produce chaos I said I produced chaos she regarded the chaos chaos is handsome and attractive she said and more durable than regret I said and more nourishing than regret she said

~ Donald Barthelme

Go on till you come to the end, then stop.

~ Lewis Carroll