Ex Quotes

The Howard Hughes thing hadn’t actually sounded like such a bad deal until about...oh, eight thirty-five this morning. Something about having his ex carry him to the bathroom and help him wash his balls just took all the fun out of becoming an eccentric recluse.

~ Heidi Betts

It made him feel like less of a man. And given how much less of a man he’d felt the past several weeks, that was really saying something. He was surprised someone from the Man Club hadn’t come by to revoke his dick and balls.

~ Heidi Betts

Bad enough that getting turned on when he had nothing more than a bath towel to hide it would make the condition kind of hard to miss, but getting turned on in front of his ex-fiancee was akin to smearing honey on his junk and walking into grizzly territory.

~ Heidi Betts

Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't write about you because you don't deserve to be immortalised in my words.I'll leave you to float around in my mind until forgetfulness comes to take you away.

~ J.a. Anum

Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.

~ Stephan Labossiere

To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe.

~ Anthony Liccione

Don't look now, but that's my ex over there.Surely I'm not the only one who takes don't look now as there's no better time than now. I looked.Bad, Ali! Another slap to my arm. Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?

~ Gena Showalter

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

~ Bill Maher

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Love, the exotic bird, came and went.Heart forgot love.Joy, the majestic willow, wept and died.Mind forgot joy.Hope, the basement lamp, fell and broke.Soul forgot hope.Self, the anxious caterpillar, took flight and dropped.Self forgot self.You, my all, became all my reasons.Reasons left.You left.I never forgot.

~ Kamand Kojouri

Missing you,I missed a part of meI shared with you that’s now gone.Missing you, when really, it was the way you made me feeland the things you made us do.Missing you I shouldn’t be.But I can’t help missing who I was with you.Missing you,I missed and missed so much of the world and wasn’t even missed in return.

~ Kamand Kojouri

You see herand ascend into love. You become enchanted, a found madman. In your love,you lose yourself and become her. You were once without her, now with her. You still feel her and descend into love. You become enraptured, a lost madman. In your love,you lost yourself and her. You were once with her, nowwithout her.

~ Kamand Kojouri

Having a date with someone other than your ex-wife after being a married man for more than twenty five years was an important occasion alright, but wearing a tie she bought with such strong emotional value attached to it was a form of cowardice, a subconscious reluctance to let go.

~ Vann Chow

All we shared was a mattress, and a lie, and an addressBaby I don't need you, well baby I don't need youOnce occupied by a goddess, now it's a room full of boxesShe said, it's time to leave you but baby I don't need you! In a perfect world... her face would not existIn a perfect world... a broken heart is fixed

~ Billy Talent

I know you not quite wellYet I foolishly surrender my mind to you. Slowly and carefully you have cast a spellNow my virgin heart only longs for you. There is no need to push, I am already falling. Once proudly tall, I’m no longer standing. Knowing well that I am doomed to misery,I will roll the dice and take delight in my suffering.

~ Kamand Kojouri

We are all trying to get over the person who broke our hearts. We are all far from perfect.

~ Alex Rosa

Gone are the summer daysand my mind along with them.No longer will I indulgein hopes of getting you back.It is hope that makes these chains heavierand autumnal nights longer.I will merely serve as a memory to you:the lover that recited love poems.I must go nowand I urge you not to look back.

~ Kamand Kojouri

I’ve come to see “Bitches be crazy” as less a statement by men that women are crazy or even a reappropriated statement by women defending their own madness. Instead, I see the phrase and imagine a colon after “bitches,” rendering it a command to other women, a battle cry. It is a way of saying, “We took back ‘bitch’ already. And now we have come for ‘crazy.

~ Alana Massey

Threatening a current or former partner isn't passion, or love, or heartache. It's violence, it's abuse and it's a crime.

~ Miya Yamanouchi

When you are aligned with the truth of who you truly are, then you experience bliss.

~ Vivian Amis

I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future.

~ Lorraine Zago Rosenthal

Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some, because their spouse or lover was, at that time, the primary source of their unhappiness.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He counts as an ex because he made me feel dumped even without making me feel loved first.

~ David Levithan

Jealous much, Matthews? Is it because I'm a favorite, or is it because you still want me?

~ Alex Rosa

It was funny how all the useless knowledge you accumulated when you're in love with someone could sit for years gathering dust in the back of your mind, only to spill out at the slightest reminder.

~ Blakney Francis

I’m glad we can be friends.”There’s that word again. It’s like a safe word.

~ Alex Rosa

There's not a day that goes by, without me thinking of you, dying, in someone else's arms.

~ Anthony Liccione

Ex ‘Fleet man?”“He was a full Commander, last I heard, sir.”“Interesting.” Falconer commented. “Get me his specs. If I have to take him aboard my ship, I want to know all about him.” She swallowed. “Yes sir.”Falconer returned his attention to Nordyke.“What’s their location?”“They’re about a week outside the Hermes system, Captain.”“Helm, set a course – best possible speed!”“Um – sir, we’re on conversion drive at the moment.” The helmsman reported.“I know, Linson – d’you think I’m senile?”“No, sir – I…” The young helmsman stammered.“I did say ‘best possible speed’, didn’t I?”“Yes, sir.

~ Christina Engela

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.

~ Natalya Vorobyova

I mean, aren’t we all tormented by past relationships?

~ Alex Rosa

There will be times when it seems that it would be best to just call him and see how he’s doing. Don’t deceive yourself, you don’t care about how he’s doing, you’re just craving him, don’t do it. You’ll only hurt yourself.

~ Osayi Emokpae Lasisi

a) he's late. b) he's acting like an asshole and blowing me off. c)he's gotten into a horrible car crash that's left dead. The most likely answer is A. (We went to prom together, and the limo had to wait in his driveway for half an hour. At the end of the night, we got charged for an extra hour. He- read: his parents- paid for it, but still.)

~ Lauren Barnholdt

He will be sorry for the way he treated you, Don't you worry about that. Focus on your growth and watch his eyes gaze in sorrow as he knows, he was the bastard that made you strong.

~ Nikki Rowe

Blaming the ex for the breakup is like blaming the clothes for not fitting you.

~ Khang Kijarro Nguyen