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Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.

~ Jenny Lawson

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No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.

~ Jenny Lawson

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We're better than Galileo. Because he's dead.

~ Jenny Lawson

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Australia is filled with roundabouts and everyone drives on the wrong side of the road. In the end we decided to split up the work and I feverishly watched the GPS and yelled, Left! Right! ROUNDABOUT!

~ Jenny Lawson

Jenny Lawson Australia Driving Gps Humor Jenny Lawson Left Right Road Roundabout Wrong Side

It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.

~ Jenny Lawson

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Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.

~ Jenny Lawson

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Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.

~ Jenny Lawson

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