It smells terrible in here.'Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find the atmosphere of this room rather comforting. Schiller needed the scent of apples rotting in his desk in order to write. I, too, have my needs. You may remember that Mark Twain preferred to lie supinely in bed while composing those rather dated and boring efforts which contemporary scholars try to prove meaningful. Veneration of Mark Twain is one of the roots of our current intellectual stalemate.

~ John Kennedy Toole

John Kennedy Toole Humor Humour Odors Smells Stink Writing

This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.

~ Jack Bunbury

Jack Bunbury Aroma Gross Humorous Odor Smell Stink

If something bad smells in the basement, it will eventually make its way to the attic.

~ Anthony Liccione

Anthony Liccione Attic Attitude Babble Basement Character Dirty Linen Earful Expand Gossip Grapevine Move Personality Reach Reputation Rumors Slander Spread Stink Stretch Sweep Talk Whisper Work Place

One thing about a skunk—once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Richelle E. Goodrich Realization Recognition Richelle Richelle Goodrich Skunk Stink

You can dress up greed, but you can’t stop the stench.

~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

Craig D. Lounsbrough Disguise Ego Egocentric Fake Fraud Fraudulent Greed Greedy Justification Justify Narcissist Narcissistic Odor Odors Rationalize Self Centered Selfish Selfishness Smell Stench Stink Stinky

Morino: What does the kidnapper do with those things?Yuka: Those things?Morino: You know, the stinky things with four legs that make a lot of

~ Otsuichi

Otsuichi Dog Humor Dogs Stink

I can still smell dog poo everywhere. It stinks.

~ Emily Williams

Emily Williams Dogs Letters To Eloise Pregnancy Stink

If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, Everything stinks. Then, you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am! That's how I got to where I am today!

~ Wilbur J. Cobb

Wilbur J. Cobb Genius Stink

If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, 'Everything stinks.' Then, you're never wrong.

~ Wilbur J. Cobb

Wilbur J. Cobb Genius Stink

I wanted to go in and tell them that, but George thought it would just be stirring up some trouble, you know, stirring up the cow pile. A cow pile may looked dried up, but if you stir it up, it can start to stink again.

~ K. Martin Beckner

K. Martin Beckner Cow Pile Prejudice Stink

I could take a shower every day in my own bathroom. I almost didn’t know what to do with such luxury. Other than, you know, not stink.

~ Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson Bathroom Day Luxury Shower Stink