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If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Funny Humor Naked Paints Picture Vowels

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Broken Comedy Die Hard Heart Humor Slammed

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Communication Conversations Failure Funny Humor Mind People Relationships Sarcasm Sarcastic

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Communication Conversations Funny Humor Mind People Relationships Sarcasm

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Crazy Funny Funny And Random Humor Love Passion Romance Strange

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Humor Insane Love Madness Sex

Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Affirmation Dish Humor Inspiration Love Microwave Motivation Positivity Revenge Sex

In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Butterfly Caterpillar Humor Inspirational Kiss Love Motivational Positivity Sex

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks...


~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Fiction Guys Humor

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Brilliant Comedy Funny Genius Humor Inspirational Irreverent Humor Manners Polite Sincerity Society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Anyone Creativity Humor Loss Spin Total Victory

Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Baggage Breasts Depression Emotional Humor Rack

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Inspirational Attitude Inspirational Life Inspirational Quotes Life Life And Living Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries Living Life Living Life To The Fullest Positive Attitude Positivity The Art Of Life Wisdom Quotes

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Breath Deep Exhaling Humor Inspirational Learning Patience Positivity

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Binocular Backwards Comedy End Humor Funny Light Tunnel

Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Cry Crying Happiness Joy Life Misattributed Dr Seuss Optimism Sadness Smile Smiling

Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Feelings Friends Lose Touch

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Alike Frozen Humor Men Peas Vasectomy Women

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Alibi Carpet Consonant Humor Magic

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Humor Inspirational Kindness Random Acts Tally

If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Forward Humor Past Reverse Stuck

At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Beaming Bladder Confidence Control Humor Life Matter Mind

Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Can T Live Humor Murder Suicide Women

Never be paralyzed by fear, just by falling off a cliff

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Abundance Creation Believe Cosmic Ordering Fear Focus Goal Setting Happiness Law Of Attraction Life Changing Manifestation Manifesting Millionaire Mindset Mind Body Spirit Mind Power New Age New Thought Opportunity Positive Thoughts Positivity Self Belief Self Growth Self Help Self Motivation Self Realization Spirituality Success Synchronicity Visualization Wealth Creation

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurs Brilliant Comedy Dessert Emotional Feelings Funny Genius Humor Roller Coaster

I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Hate Humor Parking Pulling Out

To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Err Human Humor Responsibility

Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Humor Ignorance Silence Stupidity

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Bliss Crazy French Fried Funny Funny And Random Humor Ignorance Love Passion Potato Romance Strange Tags Absurd

The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Flair Geniuses Illusion Smart Subtle Woman

Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Behind Breath Comedy Absurd Funny Humor Successful Man Woman

Only the good die young, the bad petite-mort

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Bad Die Good Humor Inspirational Quotes Petite Morte Young

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Dog Humor Poop Positive Shit Slip

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Angle Humor Funny Absurd Me Need Reason Women

If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern America Dunkin Donuts Humor Limp

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Become Canvas Comedy Covering Furniture Humor Inspirational Quote Love

I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Eggshells Humor Humor Walking Humorous Quotes Sleep

positivity is the father of reinvention

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Humor Inspirational Mindset Positivity Reset

If positivity is not your mindset, then reset

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Humor Inspirational Mindset Positivity Reset

If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up

~ Josh Stern

Josh Stern Absurd Anarchy Humor Love Positivity Take Things
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